This week, Patrick and Doug square off over the artistic and entertainment value of Fast Five. Be forewarned: There's so much testosterone floating around, you may become sick.

This week, Kent and Michelle audition for the CNN anchor desk, with in-depth reports of The Royal Wedding, the death of Osama Bin Laden, the Canadian elections, and oh yeah... reviews of The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader and The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

This week, Clark spotlights the film music of composer Elmer Bernstein, offering selections from The Young Doctors, Frankie Starlight, Kings of the Sun, The Magnificent Seven, From Noon Till Three, The World of Henry Orient, Seven Women, The Age of Innocence and A Walk in the Spring Rain. In addition, the new action flick Fast Five is reviewed. Enjoy!

Recovering from deep philosophical ramifications of last week's Jesus episode, Dave and Dan return to the cinematic kiddie pool with a lamentation of the premature career death of Tony Jaa.

In anticipation of a heroic summer movie box office, Patrick, Mike, and newbie Adam unleash the first of a two-part episode focusing on Hollywood's best and worst interpretations of the comic book superhero genre. F-ers Assemble!