Dave and Mac D-Box Fast and Furious 6. Erich ensconces himself in David Lean's high def Lawrence of Arabia. Daryl proclaims Arrested Development: Season Four "the most ambitious television season" of all-time. Reviews of Doctor Who: The Visitation, Warner Bros' Ultimate Gangsters Contemporary Collection, Falcon, and Ninja III: The Domination. Plus! Badass storms, Surgeries, Hippies, and Bullies.

Join Kev, Jon, and Steve as they pretend like they're professional gamimg journalists nd deliver a post-mortem on Microsoft's big XBOX ONE reveal! No other news, no bonus topics, and no sarcasm... we promise (we also lie). This episode brought to you by Marcus Beer and Kyle Bosman of "Annoyed Gamer" and "Final Bosman" fame -- because knowing they agree with us either makes us right, or makes them just as contrarian as we are, and that's awesome! (Editor's Note: Blast Processing is not endorsed by Marcus Beer or Kyle Bosman, but really should be!)

This week, Clark spotlights the music of French composer Georges Delerue, offering selections from The Black Stallion Returns, True Confessions, A Little Sex, Salvador, Man Trouble, and Agnes of God.

Melissa attends the Bluth family reunion, as Michael discovers that love cures the zombie plague in Warm Bodies. Plus! Will Smith returns to the summer movie scene, Jesse Eisenberg continues his depressingly mopey ways, Sharing the love for Whoopi Goldberg's Jumpin' Jack Flash, Strap yourself in for the summer TV season, Reaper gets a reunion special on FearNET, Alice in Chains unveils a new album, Steven Soderbergh develops a series for Cinemax, Will Forte is writing a sequel to MacGruber, Jimmy Kimmel and the naked Bea Arthur painting, celebrity Twitter wars, and Amanda Bynes is intent on becoming the craziest person on the planet.

This week, Jon digs into FARCRY 3: BLOOD DRAGON, while Steve fires up DRAGON'S DOGMA: DARK ARISEN. Kev won't be joining us, on account of a slight case of death. In the news, Patrice "Assassin's Creed" Desilets gets sacked from Ubisoft, new Wolfenstein, Timegate Studios is toast, Call of Duty: Ghosts is a thing, Defiance is doing rather well, and something is definitely rotten at Silicon Knights. This episode brought to you by "Everwhite" white fabric paints, because you can't eliminate terror without a really bitchin' white skull painted on your ski-mask! Anything less would be lame.

Dave and Mac have trouble digesting Star Trek Into Darkness. Erich appreciates The Office series finale. Reviews of Beautiful Creatures and Battle Earth. Plus! Best series finales. Favorite young adult fiction. Unusual voices. Strange early roles for A-list actors. Ridiculous tough guy dialogue. Unabashedly endorsing Wet Hot American Summer.

Patrick, Mike, and Adam boldly go where many fans have recently gone, into the fanboy abyss that is JJ Abrams' Star Trek Into Darkness. Who is this mysterious villain? What portion of the original series timeline is being exploited? And why can't Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, and Damon Lindelof tell an original story? These questions and more will be answered within this spoilerific adventure!

This week, Clark pays tribute to the late stop-motion wizard Ray Harryhausen, offering musical selections from such grand adventures as Mysterious Island, Jason and the Argonauts, The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, The Three Worlds of Gulliver and Clash of the Titans.

Melissa savors the flavors of Bryan Fuller's Hannibal, as Michael vents his spoiler free frustrations with Star Trek Into Darkness. Plus! New DVD, Blu-ray, Redbox, Netflix, and Hulu releases; Your roadmap to the end of the 2012-13 television season; Steppenwolf could lose their Tony nominations; Christopher Nolan may direct the next James Bond; Stallone calls on Mickey Rourke, Jackie Chan, and Wesley Snipes for Expendables 3, Joss Whedon confirms Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch for Avengers 2, and SNL says goodbye to Bill Hader's Stefan.

Patrick and JB sharpen their red pencils to evaluate the first half of 2013's Hollywood season. The good, the bad, the weird, the unsung, and the overrated. Nothing escapes their purview.