Patrick and Erika pack up their duffles and head to the beach with James Franco, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson for the debauchery known as Spring Breakers. Party on, dude!

This week, our curmudgeonly Canucks -- Andrew, Steve, Jon, and Gabriel -- tackle the good, the bad, and the ugly of legendary Hollywood director and charter member of the Monument Valley Fan Club, JOHN FORD!

This week, Clark kicks off a series of programs spotlighting prominent vocalists in the world of film music. In this first installment, you'll hear the rich, distinctive voice of Lebo M. on soundtrack selections written for The Power of One, The Lion King, Outbreak, Dinosaur, Congo, and Tears of the Sun.

Melissa sits Side-by-Side with Keanu Reeves, as Michael recalls the horrors of direct-to-DVD Disney sequels. Plus! A letter from a dying solider, animation continues to dominate the box office, Cartoon Network comes to Netflix, another new Tyler Perry movie, the future of Doctor Who, Tilda Swinton in a box, Mary Tyler Moore gets Hot in Cleveland, and Jay Leno is put out to pasture... again.

Find out what happens when Patrick and Adam spend a little too much time with James Franco in Sam Raimi's land of Oz: The Great and Powerful. Trust me, it ain't pretty, folks.

This week, Steve's raids some tombs in Uncharted territory, Jon helps Vengeance get Revenge, and Kev has a personal "Crysis" to deal with. The boys chime in on Sony's big Playstation 4 show, Ubisoft announces Assassin's Creed 4, and there's some shenanigans afoot over at EA. This episode is brought to you by SC: Blacklist Double-A's, official battery of Sam Fisher; because when your personal freedom is at stake, you don't want duds in your NVG's.

This week, Clark spotlights another batch of new and recent releases, offering up music from John Dies at the End, Oz: The Great and Powerful, Spring Breakers, Frozen Planet, The Call, and A Good Day to Die Hard.

As Melissa revisits the various worlds of Aaron Sorkin, Michael immerses himself in the world of Tom Hooper's Les Miserables. Plus! Nic Cage is a neanderthal, Gerard Butler rescues the President, Christian Bale is Moses, Alan Thicke returns to sitcom television, and Rob Thomas' Veronica Mars is gifted new life by fans and Kickstarter.

Erich found Oz: The Great and Powerful sorely lacking. Mac subjected himself to Jack the Giant Slayer. Daryl gives The Walking Dead a second chance. Dave gets his History Channel Vikings fill. Reviews of Willow (Blu-ray), Duck Dynasty: Season Two, The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2 (Blu-ray), Sushi Girl (Blu-ray), and Flight (Blu-ray). Plus! Deconstructing Bryan Singer's less-than-stellar career, What movie would you finance on kickstarter?, Strange and unusual dogs, Death by common household items, and Unconvincing injuries.

This week, Clark celebrates composer Mychael Danna's Oscar win with another show spotlighting Danna's diverse discography. You'll hear selections from Chloe, Capote, Moneyball, Tideland, The Nativity Story and The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.