Patrick and Doug settle in for a good ol' fashion bitch fest, tackling such randomly diverse topics as the Star Wars franchise, the Oscars, Hudson Hawk and other movies released in 1991. Don't forget: F This Movie Fest 2 is Feb 2!

Having survived the worst snowstorm in Newfoundland history, our resident Canucks are back with a vengeance, all fired up to tackle the good, bad, and ugly of bombastic filmmaker Michael Bay. Buckle up, buttercup!

This week, Clark concludes his two-part tribute to actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, offering musical selections from Total Recall, Eraser, End of Days, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.

As Melissa walks the comedic beaches of Malibu Country, Michael bathes in the blood of Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained. Plus! Star Wars: Episode VII gets a director, Charlie Brown gets arrested, Barbara Walters contracts the chicken pox, and the world of cinema falls in love with Ben Affleck's Argo.

Erich is Following the ridiculousness of Kevin Bacon's new series. Daryl is sad for David Tennant's Doctor Who. Michael is unchained by Tarantino's Django. Dave's brain suffers from Schwarzenegger's Last Stand. Reviews of Tai Chi Zero, the Chinese Dangerous Liasons, Lightning Bug, Downton Abbey: Season Three, and Dead Sushi. Plus! Names of great importance, Castles, Man mixed with beast, and Bloodiest finales.

Join Patrick and Mark as they cosplay and reflect upon Luc Besson's sci-fi cult classic, The Fifth Element.

This week, Clark begins a two-part musical tribute to actor-turned-governor-turned-actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. In this installment, you'll hear selections from Conan the Barbarian, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Commando, Red Heat, Predator and Red Sonja.

Patrick and Mark are kidnapped, drugged, and wake up in a strange place where they're forced to fight to the death with Kinji Fukasaku's Battle Royale.

Mac suffers white guilt watching Django Unchained. Daryl continues his Doctor Who immersion. Erich celebrates the Fringe series finale. Dave is distraught by the state of modern sitcoms. Reviews of The Imposter, Thor: Legend of the Magic Hammer, Archer: Season 3, and The Whale. Plus! Falling without a parachute, Nausea, People in robot suits, and a special guest appearance by Bender.

This week, Clark concludes his look back at 2012 by featuring the very best film scores of the past year. You'll hear selections from such composers as Howard Shore, Alexandre Desplat, Benh Zeitlen, Dan Romer, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Tom Twyker and Mychael Danna - but who lands on top?