Dave revels in Parks and Rec's return to form, after painfully sitting through Terra Nova: The Complete Series. Erich arrives late to the party for Friday Night Lights, while keeping his finger on the pulse of Sons of Anarchy. Daryl is still loving the animated insanity of Archer, though shocked recommend Jessica Biel in The Tall Man. Plus! Funny or odd product placement, Lame fictional worlds, and Windows.

Patrick and Doug gear up for an October of creature features and fright fests, by pitting Milla Jovovich's Alice against Kate Beckinsale's Selene. Two women enter. One woman leave. Let the reckoning begin!

This week, Clark spotlights the music of composer Alan Silvestri. You'll hear selections from The Quick and the Dead, Judgment Night, Cast Away, The A-Team, CHiPs, Father of the Bride II, Predator, Van Helsing, The Mexican and Sgt. Bilko.

Dave, Mac, and Daryl knock heads about such weighty movie topics as Judge Dredd vs. Dredd 3D, the common failings of all horror anthologies, favorite cannibal movies, favorite songs from non-musicals, dramatic character shifts in sequels, and bizarre law enforcement technology.

Patrick is a tall drink of water with a silver spoon up his ass. Doug is a fat barrel of monkey spunk. Together, this pair of misfits set out to dissect Frank Darabont's beloved adaptation of Stephen King's novella, The Shawshank Redemption. Easy peasy japanesey.

On this week's episode, while Gabriel practices Quebec separatism, the Atlantic trio of Steve, Jon, and Andrew take on the good, bad, and ugly of Narrow Margin director Richard Fleischer. Yep, he also directed Red Sojna!

This week, Clark highlights music from the films of actor Richard Gere. You'll hear selections from Days of Heaven, An Officer and a Gentleman, Primal Fear, Red Corner, Unfaithful, Pretty Woman, Final Analysis, Sommersby, First Knight, and Chicago. Plus, a review of the Wall Street thriller Arbitrage.

Melissa runs down Fall TV premiere dates, while Michael recovers from reviewing Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures (Blu-ray, Harry Potter Wizard's Collection (Blu-ray), and The Lord of the Rings (Blu-ray) Extended Edition. Plus! JJ Abrams' Alias comes to Netflix, Zooey Deschanel's New Girl gets parents, Paul Thomas Anderson's THE MASTER shatters box office records, and Edgar Wright's "Blood and Ice Cream" trilogy comes to an end.

Confusion reigns supreme, as Dave and Daryl each try to figure out what the other is talking about. Mac investigates the cost of a bullet proof vest. Erich suffers a migraine in the HD world of Terminator. Reviews of anime Wolverine, weird Noir, and boring Stop-motion Animation. Plus! New network series worth our attention, Large servings of food, Cheesy sci-fi, Memorable gestures, and Ultimate movie versus.

Patrick and Alex are forced to work Games this week, but screw off watching Jesse Eisenberg emote and Kristen Stewart make out with Ryan Reynolds in Adventureland. Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!