Tue, 29 November 2011
This week, Clark presents another batch of new and recent film score releases, featuring selections from Funeral Home, Forever Young, Gremlins, Rampage, The Debt, Dolphin Tale, Immortals, and Real Steel. Plus! A review of Alexander Payne's The Descendants. |
Mon, 28 November 2011
Michael and Melissa dive head first into the holiday season with reviews of Stieg Larsson's Millennium Trilogy and My Week With Marilyn, glittery vampire births causing seizures, the arbitrary abuse of labeling a film NC-17, a rundown of this week's TV Christmas specials, new films to watch for on Netflix Instant, Angry Birds attack the publishing world, a Kardashian loses Dancing with the Stars, and the Dark Knight ages rapidly in his final chapter. |
Mon, 28 November 2011
On this week's episode of Blast Processing, the boys ignore all these great new releases like Zelda: Skyward Sword, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, and Saint's Row: The Third, in order to gush some more over Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and other games that do not have colons in their titles. There's also news, Uncharted 3 disappointment, and some King of Fighters XIII talk for those who may care. All 4 of you. |
Fri, 25 November 2011
A court order forces Dan, Dave, and Mac out of retirement to defend the Old White Man Cabal from the countless cinematic examples of victimized badass indigenous people -- Jaguar Paw, Wind in his Hair, Mola Ram, Mani, Wicket the Ewok, Jonnie Goodboy Tyler, Chingachgook, Lieutenant Mike Harrigan, Deputy Tommy 'Hawk' Hill, Vohnkar, Chief Bromden. |
Thu, 24 November 2011
Patrick and Erich forge a rainbow connection, during a stay at the Happiness Hotel on their way to New York City. It's a long way from Sesame Street to the Magic Store, boys. I hope you packed replacement felt and google eyes. |
Wed, 23 November 2011
Michelle pays tribute to a retiring Regis Philbin, Kent stages a Shrek-a-thon, Paramount reboots Lara Croft, Elizabeth Shue joins C.S.I., and a road map to plan your holidays at the movies. |
Tue, 22 November 2011
This week, Clark spotlights music from family movies made by esteemed directors. You'll hear tunes from Happy Feet, E.T., How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Where the Wild Things Are, and Hugo. Plus, some thoughts on Happy Feet Two. |
Mon, 21 November 2011
Michael and Melissa prepare you for a very Gaga Thanksgiving week with more entertainment than you can shake a turkey leg at. Twilight makes more money in a weekend than some countries generate in a year. The Muppets get rebooted. Michelle Williams channels Marilyn Monroe. Super 8 shines on Blu-ray. Doctor Who shortchanges early adopters. NBC mistreats the smartest show on TV. Netflix makes a game-changing deal. Investigating the death of Natalie Wood 30 years after the fact. And another Hollywood marriage fails. (Big surprise). |
Fri, 18 November 2011
Mac starts watching Community, Erich rages against the NBC machine, Dave sacrifices his life to the world of Skyrim, and Steve pops his inadvertently sleazy cherry. Plus! Fantasy characters you would hate to play in an RPG, Scenes from a cemetery, Signs of the zodiac, and Actors whom you've seen criminally few of their movies. |
Thu, 17 November 2011
Celebrating their 25th F This Movie! collaboration, Patrick and JB cut through the pea soup that is Frank Darabont's The Mist; postulate on conspiracy theories, ironic climaxes, and religion in movies; and agree that denial is a powerful thing. |
