Patrick and Mike may just need to chew off their own legs to escape the terror of this week's episode. So bend over, grab your ankles, and prepare to be brutally f-ed by the SAW franchise.

When Dave disappears into the timestream, it's up to Mac, Erich, and Mike to discover whether he's the one responsible for a cell phone appearing in Charlie Chaplin's The Circus and faulty playback problems with Twilight Zone: Season One on Blu-ray.

Steve, Jon, and Adam are here to satiate your need for geekspeak with tales of tomfoolery! Jon and Steve love Vanquish AKA: GREATEST GAME EVAH! Steve has been playing the ever loving hell out of Arcania: Gothic 4, and has dipped his toes into the ice cold waters of Albion with Fable III, and Adam is exercising his brain muscles with Super Scribblenauts NOW WITH TASTY ADJECTIVES! and 40% less salt! We also take some time out to pay homage to the black colossus that is the Playstation 2, which turns 10 this week! *Blast Processing theme song by Dan "String Vulture" Moore

Tell us what you thinkover in the Jury Room.

It's another Dixon family Halloween special, complete with guest appearances and atmospheric mood music, as Kent and Michelle recall experiences from All Hallows' Eve past, present, and possible futures. Boo!

This week, Clark explores the career of actor Matt Damon, offering musical selections from The Rainmaker, Courage Under Fire, All the Pretty Horses, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, Saving Private Ryan, The Legend of Bagger Vance, The Brothers Grimm and Invictus. In addition, Clint Eastwood's Hereafter is reviewed. Enjoy!

Our regular contrarians, David and Dan, are joined by guest a-hole Judge Dave Ryan, to tackle the 16th and 15th slots in our Top 20 countdown of action movies you'll hate if you drive a Prius. The first is a bit of tongue-in-cheek exploitation, while second may be the last good film James Cameron will ever make. Enjoy!

This week, Patrick and JB engage in some international f-ing, as they compare and contrast the magic of Tomas Alfredson's Let the Right One In and the bloodletting of Matt Reeves' American remake Let Me In.

In the spirit of the Halloween season, our four intrepid filibuster-ers -- Dave, Mac, Erich, and Mike -- forego their normal format and undertake their great challenge yet: a feature-length commentary of the worst movie ever made... Troll 2. Load your copy and join in the fun!

Steve, Jon, and Blair (the Newfie trio) Celebrate 25 years of the NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM on this very special episode of Blast Processing. What were our favorite NES experiences? Least favorite? What is the "Clash at Demonhead rule"? Tune in and find out! *Blast Processing theme song by Dan "String Vulture" Moore

Tell us what you thinkover in the Jury Room.

After regaling us with ski stories of years past, Kent and Michelle settle into details on the Alien prequel, a darker Snow White, Nathan Fillion's interest in Drake's Fortune, Hulk smash ABC TV, it's not easy being green-lit Hobbit, and reviews of The Wraith (Greaties of the '80s), Beauty and the Beast (Blu-ray), and How to Train Your Dragon.